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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:16
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Verizon announces wild new offer to win back angry customers - TheStreet
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Reddit sports communities central to new AI lawsuit - Awful Announcing
So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
RBC Canadian Open 2025 prize money: Full payout from $9.8 million purse - Yahoo Sports
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
No go.
Blue Origin boss: Government should forget launch and focus on “exotic” missions - Ars Technica
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
NJ electric bills are about to jump 20% — who's to blame and what can you do? - Gothamist
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Galerie David Guiraud : Deep Space & Celestial Objects - The Eye of Photography
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts